Wimbledon Commentators John Mcenroe

The user wants a blog post about Wimbledon commentators, specifically John McEnroe, in a funny tone, using British English (en_gb). HTML format. Must begin with a Intro p: John McEnroe at Wimbledon is a peculiar British summer tradition... etc. Need to ensure I place img with exact URL as src. Let me produce. Let me count words in the draft as I go. I'll write and estimate. Let me do about 5 paragraphs of ~80-100 words each. That's 400-500. Draft below. Intro (~85 words): "Every June and July, SW19 braces itself for the familiar sound of strawberries being served, cream being splattered... and an American man losing his absolute mind in the umpire's chair. John McEnroe remains Wimbledon's most gloriously uncivilised export from across the pond — a walking, shouting, racquet-throwing tribute to the art of the tantrum. And if you think about it, he bears a striking resemblance to a legendary fire-type Pokemon: Ho-Oh. Both are rare, both are magnificent, and both are prone to bursting into flames at the most unexpected moments. You cannot be serious? Oh, we are." Main body p 1: Since his first appearance in 1977, McEnroe has provided more entertainment than a whole fortnight of soggy tennis... Actually I'll make body more structured. I'll write h2: "The Fiery Bird of West London" then intro of Ho-Oh images. Hmm, the images show Pokemon wallpapers. Need to describe them generally as wallpapers. Let me plan: - Intro p - H2: "The Original Firebird of SW19" (or